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Are you tired of eating large quantities of food and seeing no results in your gain?

Look no further. We at Belly Apron have come up with a patented formula to ensure you gain as many calories as possible. We currently have available a few signature snacks and recipes that  specifically utilize our new secret recipe formula. It's something we call Plumpening Powder, a special blend of chemicals that adds three times the calories to every bite! Worry no more about having to eat more and more food, now you can get fatter with ease!

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Our in-house chef making a calorically dense meal with Plumpening Powder!

Click the photo to get "Plumpening Powder" -- it adds calories with ease to every meal!

Now you only have to eat 4 pieces of pizza to get the calories of an entire pizza!


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